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I attacked a ladder with my face last night.
I’m not usually in the habit of assaulting climbing implements with my face, but it was dark. I was in bed at the time, trying to fall asleep, and I thought it was an intruder. I’d rather keep my hands and feet in good condition, so my head was really the only other weapon available to me. Most people make a soft “thud” or “smack” sound when you ram your face into them. This was more of a “SLAM!” sound. Needless to say, I vanquished the ladder. It now knows its place.
Nonetheless, I probably should have realized that people usually don’t lean against the top bunk at night.
I’m not usually in the habit of assaulting climbing implements with my face, but it was dark. I was in bed at the time, trying to fall asleep, and I thought it was an intruder. I’d rather keep my hands and feet in good condition, so my head was really the only other weapon available to me. Most people make a soft “thud” or “smack” sound when you ram your face into them. This was more of a “SLAM!” sound. Needless to say, I vanquished the ladder. It now knows its place.
Nonetheless, I probably should have realized that people usually don’t lean against the top bunk at night.
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And that's how I got those marks on my face. True story.
Actually, this style is very much how I tell some of the stories of funny things that happen to me.
Actually, this style is very much how I tell some of the stories of funny things that happen to me.
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ugh those college dorm bunk ladders are dangerous things! Beware some night the ladder might get you back <_<